Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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