Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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