So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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