3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We were destined to go to rehab together
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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