and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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