that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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