Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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