Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I think people are normalizing furries
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Randomize
