I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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