Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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