You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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