In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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