yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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