I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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