She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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