my being single is dangerous.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
My breasts were aching with rage.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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