So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
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About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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