I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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