You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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