my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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