so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
we made out on top of his cat.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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