Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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