No, you can still breathe under the balls.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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