do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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