I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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