Ambien. No doubt about it.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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