I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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