i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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