There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Never joke about your clitoris.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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