My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I want a musical about memes.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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