I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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