I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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