I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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