i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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