the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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