Buhtt sex?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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