i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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