I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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