How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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