you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
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So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just had sex on a roof
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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