So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she smelled like a LAN party
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
