do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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