Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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