The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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