Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Send help, water and tortillas.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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