Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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