covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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