my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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