I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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