i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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