They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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