Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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