So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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