Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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