You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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