I wanna passion pit in your ass
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Everclear isn't food dammit
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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